It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
"I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had."
July 31, 1965.
Happy Birthday, dear Joanne ‘Kathleen’ Rowling!
The 65-year-old two-time Oscar winner and two-time Emmy winner, who recently received an Emmy nomination for “American Horror Story: Coven,” will be presented with the honor at a black-tie gala dinner on Nov. 16.
Flawless in Black and White
⇒ Jessica Lange [4/50]
j lange prayin for the haters
06. hair: gifs that highlight a character’s (usually female) hair.
Into The Woods first look
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
100,000% true, ESPECIALLY: Do not try to restrain them. you could both get hurt, as in break limbs, get serious injuries, and trauma. A person who is seizing is not going to hold back. They are not aware of who you are or what damage they’re causing.
Jessica Lange, All That Jazz (1979)
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Jessica Lange | American Horror Story: Coven - Press Conference