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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

"I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had."

July 31, 1965.
Happy Birthday, dear Joanne ‘Kathleen’ Rowling!

Jessica Lange to Receive Santa Barbara Film Fest's Kirk Douglas Award

fuckyeahjessicalange:

The 65-year-old two-time Oscar winner and two-time Emmy winner, who recently received an Emmy nomination for “American Horror Story: Coven,” will be presented with the honor at a black-tie gala dinner on Nov. 16.

❝ Jessica Lange possess the three key elements in making it in this crazy business: talent, beauty and intelligence, all of which have served her well and continue to do so. ❞

— Kirk Douglas (via fuckyeahjessicalange)
catonahotjessicalange:

Flawless in Black and White

⇒ Jessica Lange [4/50]

catonahotjessicalange:

Flawless in Black and White

⇒ Jessica Lange [4/50]

crystalizedxislands:

j lange prayin for the haters

crystalizedxislands:

j lange prayin for the haters

judymartn:

Gif Meme:

06. hair: gifs that highlight a character’s (usually female) hair.

heroinesaddiction:

Into The Woods first look

classy-casbutt:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

100,000% true, ESPECIALLY: Do not try to restrain them. you could both get hurt, as in break limbs, get serious injuries, and trauma. A person who is seizing is not going to hold back. They are not aware of who you are or what damage they’re causing.

fuckyeahjessicalange:

Jessica Lange, All That Jazz (1979)

fuckyeahjessicalange:

Jessica Lange, All That Jazz (1979)

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

THIS 🙏

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story: Coven - Press Conference

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.